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[assassin_daddy]

Jᴀᴄᴏʙ Fʀʏᴇ "I'm no criminal. I just do as I please."

 

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[redrighthanded]

first pick of the pancakes in the morning
and whatever else you wanna eat

[assassin_daddy]

How can I refuse? That's too good an offer.

[redrighthanded]

good

Harley said she wants to run a train on me as well
I think that means she wants to see a bunch of people line up to take a turn on me
so if you want to be part of that, I'd be pretty happy about it

[assassin_daddy]

You mean queue up? How very civilised.

Can we get back in the queue after our turn?

[redrighthanded]

I think you definitely should
though if you want you can pick when you get to take your turn

[assassin_daddy]

Well, you know me. Always eager to go first.

[redrighthanded]

you got it

I'm glad you were my first guy, you know
still feels kinda like a struck a home run on the first try

[assassin_daddy]

I didn't know I was. But I'm glad you feel like that. I'm not sure I'm a "home run", whatever that is. Maybe more a "run home and don't tell your mother" sort.

I know I wasn't quite myself when I hit on you in the middle of the road like I did. Never regretted it though.

[redrighthanded]

remind me to teach you about baseball sometime

I've never regretted it either, babe
even when I had to go fetch you off the top of a table in the middle of a party

[assassin_daddy]

[ And the memory of that hits him like the express from Edinburgh. ]

....oh fuck

Shit. I did stand on a table and make an arse of myself. And embarass you.

I am so sorry I did that Hellboy. Christ.

[redrighthanded]

you didn't embarrass me

it was kind of cute really
you had a lot of feelings you needed to get out, that's all

[assassin_daddy]

From what I can remember I was off my face, out of my mind and out of order.

But... if you've forgoven me for it, I'm glad.

I dont think I've stood on a table since. Thank fuck.

[redrighthanded]

I forgave you for it right when it happened, babe

you could stand on a table again if you want
maybe this time doing something other than shouting about stuff

[assassin_daddy]

perhaps I might. Got any tables at this orgy of yours?

[redrighthanded]

pretty sure there will be
maybe I can find a different way to get you off it

[assassin_daddy]

Have you got any ideas? I have one or two.

[redrighthanded]

I was thinking how you standing on a table might put you at the right height for me to suck you off without having to lean down

is that one of your ideas?

[assassin_daddy]

Well it wasn't but it very much is nowadays I think you might be right. I look forward to finding out for sure.

[redrighthanded]

put that on the list then

c'mon and tell me your ideas
you thinking about that time at Oswald's party?

[assassin_daddy]

That was a good night. Although I wasn't thinking about that to begin with. I was thinking of dancing.

Not that I'm much good at that. But after a few drinks, it doesn't matter.

[redrighthanded]

I'd love to dance with you
Juno seems to think I'm pretty good these days

[assassin_daddy]

I'd love to see your moves, on a table or off. Especially if you've been practising.

[redrighthanded]

pretty sure if I tried it on a table it would end up in pieces

don't worry though I can sweep you off your feet

[assassin_daddy]

Love, you already did.

And we'll dance on fhe floor. I'll dance on a table. How about that?

[redrighthanded]

sounds great to me, babe