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[assassin_daddy]

Jᴀᴄᴏʙ Fʀʏᴇ "I'm no criminal. I just do as I please."

 

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[chrisisofaith]

Have I not shown you my motorcycle?
Suppose I always wanted to impress you with wing instead.
Mine's a little special, runs on water, namely the water in the air, so it doesn't smell terrible and it's made silent but you're welcome to poke around it.

[There's a few other enchantments too, but those seem the most important right now. Alright, when he came over next, motorcycle it would be.]

[assassin_daddy]

I'm not really the tinkering type, but I can appreciate something that goes fast with a pretty blond draped over it.

[chrisisofaith]

Well it certainly has both of those. I’ll take you for a ride on her

I’m told I don’t drive safely, so we’ll see what you think

[assassin_daddy]

I'm sure you're just fine. After all, you've not seen me drive.

[chrisisofaith]

Can you drive?

[assassin_daddy]

Carriages, traps and carts. And I was taught how to drive a car. Actually have one, parked outside Vrenille's place.

[chrisisofaith]

Do you? Alright, well maybe I'll show you how to ride the bike too if you like. Not too different from a horse in some ways and better than a car.

[assassin_daddy]

Better than a car? Can you support that bold claim?

[chrisisofaith]

Absolutely, in list form:
-Doesn't smell as bad as car, in fact mine doesn't smell like anything at all
-Mine isn't loud like a car
-Goes faster
-Wind in your face
-If you've got a passenger they have to hold onto you to keep from flying off
-Better leg room

[assassin_daddy]

hmm.

Those are good points.

But can you screw in the backseat?

[chrisisofaith]

Its enchanted not to fall over, could fuck on it, but I’ll concede it’s probably not as comfortable for it

[assassin_daddy]

Alright. One point against.

Can you carry three blokes in it plus a driver and a body in the trunk?

[chrisisofaith]

Three people on it sure, might be tight.
Body depends: does it have to be in one piece? Can I reduce it to ash first?
Can fit a lot of bodies if they've been reduced to ash

[assassin_daddy]

Creative thinking, I like it.

I suppose if you have the magical ability to do so, why not. You probably don't need to even transport them in that case. But some of us have to resort to more mundane methods.

Still, perhaps a motorbike has it's place.

[chrisisofaith]

And a car has its place, I’m simply not as fond of the roof over my head.

But if we ever need to get rid of a body, I think we’re covered.

[assassin_daddy]

You can sometimes remove the roof. Not from mine. But on some models. Although it's probably not as exhilarating
as flying, falling, or being on a motorcycle.

[chrisisofaith]

Oh probably not

Still, I'd ride in your car if you ever wanted to take us for a drive, just roll the windows down it'd be alright