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Hosts privilege huh? That sounds like an offer I cant refuse. What other benefits are there to sucking
on up to the host?

first pick of the pancakes in the morning
and whatever else you wanna eat

How can I refuse? That's too good an offer.

good

Harley said she wants to run a train on me as well
I think that means she wants to see a bunch of people line up to take a turn on me
so if you want to be part of that, I'd be pretty happy about it

You mean queue up? How very civilised.

Can we get back in the queue after our turn?

I think you definitely should
though if you want you can pick when you get to take your turn

Well, you know me. Always eager to go first.

you got it

I'm glad you were my first guy, you know
still feels kinda like a struck a home run on the first try

I didn't know I was. But I'm glad you feel like that. I'm not sure I'm a "home run", whatever that is. Maybe more a "run home and don't tell your mother" sort.

I know I wasn't quite myself when I hit on you in the middle of the road like I did. Never regretted it though.

remind me to teach you about baseball sometime

I've never regretted it either, babe
even when I had to go fetch you off the top of a table in the middle of a party

[ And the memory of that hits him like the express from Edinburgh. ]

....oh fuck

Shit. I did stand on a table and make an arse of myself. And embarass you.

I am so sorry I did that Hellboy. Christ.

you didn't embarrass me

it was kind of cute really
you had a lot of feelings you needed to get out, that's all

From what I can remember I was off my face, out of my mind and out of order.

But... if you've forgoven me for it, I'm glad.

I dont think I've stood on a table since. Thank fuck.

I forgave you for it right when it happened, babe

you could stand on a table again if you want
maybe this time doing something other than shouting about stuff

perhaps I might. Got any tables at this orgy of yours?

pretty sure there will be
maybe I can find a different way to get you off it

Have you got any ideas? I have one or two.

I was thinking how you standing on a table might put you at the right height for me to suck you off without having to lean down

is that one of your ideas?

Well it wasn't but it very much is nowadays I think you might be right. I look forward to finding out for sure.

put that on the list then

c'mon and tell me your ideas
you thinking about that time at Oswald's party?

That was a good night. Although I wasn't thinking about that to begin with. I was thinking of dancing.

Not that I'm much good at that. But after a few drinks, it doesn't matter.

I'd love to dance with you
Juno seems to think I'm pretty good these days

I'd love to see your moves, on a table or off. Especially if you've been practising.

pretty sure if I tried it on a table it would end up in pieces

don't worry though I can sweep you off your feet

Love, you already did.

And we'll dance on fhe floor. I'll dance on a table. How about that?

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