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[assassin_daddy]

Jᴀᴄᴏʙ Fʀʏᴇ "I'm no criminal. I just do as I please."

 

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[redrighthanded]

you didn't embarrass me

it was kind of cute really
you had a lot of feelings you needed to get out, that's all

[assassin_daddy]

From what I can remember I was off my face, out of my mind and out of order.

But... if you've forgoven me for it, I'm glad.

I dont think I've stood on a table since. Thank fuck.

[redrighthanded]

I forgave you for it right when it happened, babe

you could stand on a table again if you want
maybe this time doing something other than shouting about stuff

[assassin_daddy]

perhaps I might. Got any tables at this orgy of yours?

[redrighthanded]

pretty sure there will be
maybe I can find a different way to get you off it

[assassin_daddy]

Have you got any ideas? I have one or two.

[redrighthanded]

I was thinking how you standing on a table might put you at the right height for me to suck you off without having to lean down

is that one of your ideas?

[assassin_daddy]

Well it wasn't but it very much is nowadays I think you might be right. I look forward to finding out for sure.

[redrighthanded]

put that on the list then

c'mon and tell me your ideas
you thinking about that time at Oswald's party?

[assassin_daddy]

That was a good night. Although I wasn't thinking about that to begin with. I was thinking of dancing.

Not that I'm much good at that. But after a few drinks, it doesn't matter.

[redrighthanded]

I'd love to dance with you
Juno seems to think I'm pretty good these days

[assassin_daddy]

I'd love to see your moves, on a table or off. Especially if you've been practising.

[redrighthanded]

pretty sure if I tried it on a table it would end up in pieces

don't worry though I can sweep you off your feet

[assassin_daddy]

Love, you already did.

And we'll dance on fhe floor. I'll dance on a table. How about that?

[redrighthanded]

sounds great to me, babe